Oh no, we didn’t turn off the air conditioner.
We did turn it off, man.
Are you sure?
Yes, and I hope the old man helps me. Because I need to rope someone in.
I told you, you should call the Pakistani guy.
Man, he wants money.
Did we turn off the air conditioner?
Yes.
I don’t think so.
Unless someone turned it on after.
Oh.
Yes.
I told him I’m an atheist. And he goes, “You’re an atheist?” And I said, “Yeah.” And he says… that’s not of Christ. And you are a man of the devil, of Satan. And I say to him, do you believe in Christ, supposedly? And he says, yes.
I told him he has cut his hand on a five-point mark.
Yes. And he says, are you a Jehovah’s Witness? I say no. And he says Jehovah’s Witnesses say such nonsense. And he says Jehovah’s Witnesses believe in Christ.
And I say, you should have said nonsense.
That’s of the devil. And I say, if you believe in Christ, you should know Christ said all humans are equal. And I told him off, man.
And he says, yes, but you are not the same. You are of the devil.
But I’m a human too, man.
Have I told you the story with Grigoris? He went out with my brother and there was a girl they had just met. And Grigoris asks her after a while, what did we say your name was?
And she says, come on, guess it.
Grigoris started saying names, couldn’t find it.
She says, come on, I’ll get tired.
And he says, no, I’m telling you, you’ll guess it.
And Grigoris goes, fine, I’ll call you “kavla”.
And she says, what did you say?
Fine, I’ll call you kavla.
Haha, and what’s weird about that?
It’s very provocative.
What do you mean kavla?
I was calling Serafim the other day, but his phone wouldn’t ring, and I go it’s not horny. And when he answered I said now it got horny.
Oh!
Because it started working afterwards. What a horny phone I’ve got.
He gave me a camera.
Tell him to fix it.
He gave me a Bible from 1950.
What are you going to do with it?
Nothing, it’s just from 1950.
Ok.
He gave me an old camera. That takes photos like that.
I need to see it.
Yeah, it’s amazing.
And I took it. I said wow, very old. And he goes what do you want? Yeah, look.
Let’s go downstairs.
Let’s go downstairs.
I’m kind of cold too. I’m getting goosebumps.
That’s Tom Waits, right?
It is Tom Waits.
It is Tom Waits? Ah screw it, I’m leaving.
Shall we go for souvlaki?
Let’s go.
Yes.